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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping." |
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Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole
A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
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Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist
There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...
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Enjoy this hilarious collection of one-frame comics by New Yorker Magazine cartoonist Harry Bliss.
Funny Norwegian Words That Will Make You Laugh!
What's a lard ring or an eye stabber? Well, isn't it obvious - it's Norwegian for a doughnut and dragonfly respectively. Who knew this language was so much fun?!
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The Classic Comedy of Rowan Atkinson: A Full Performance!
The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
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They usually use the ABC poem to teach kids the alphabet, but now they've put out a senior version.
These Public Signs Will Make You Grin Like a Cheshire Cat
These translation fails and typos on public signs are outrageously funny!
15 Adorable Ninja Cats and Their Amusing Adventures
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Hilarious Gag: Don't Piss Off the Scarecrow
This bad-boy scarecrow gets sick of crows making noise and crowing all day long.
These Drawings Show The Joy and Antics of Raising Kids
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Hilarious! Didn’t Your Mom Tell You Not to Play With Food?
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The BEST of Hilariously Inaccurate Medieval Animal Art
The way some Medieval artists drew animals was so utterly inaccurate and funny that we keep laughing at them more than 6 centuries later!
16 Funny Examples of Lazy People Solving Life in Style
Some people are so lazy they find genius ways to do as little work as possible.
16 Funny Parenthood Comics Full of Real-Life Charm
These witty comics show the funny side of having a family and parenting
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Uproarious: Please Don't Sit Next to Me, Mr. Bean!
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Watch These Funny Animals Get Into Mischief!
Watch this video compilation of animals and pets getting into funny situations.
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
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15 Pictures of Silly Goofy Dogs!
Enjoy a collection of 15 funny dogs that will make you laugh out loud even on the gloomiest of days!
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Clever Magic Pranks That Will Have You Rolling in Laughter
These magic pranks will have you rolling with laughter!
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These Japan Photos Are Delightfully Absurd!
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The Comical Life of Pets – 14 Funny Photos
Enjoy this hilarious collection of funny pet pictures.
15 Hilarious Dog Memes by Witty Owners
Scroll down to enjoy 15 incredibly funny dog memes that perfectly capture their chaos!
These Puns Take You in the Opposite Direction
Enjoy this collection of illustrated puns by artist Teo Zirinis.
Funny Single-Panel Comics to Lift Your Mood
Sometimes, a single panel of a comic strip can contain so much wit and humor, and these one frame cartoons certainly prove it!
Cartoons That Make You Laugh Without Speaking
from religion to family to funny situations, you'll surely find something to raise that smile in these funny cartoons.
A Lighthearted Look At Mr. Bean’s Best Laughs!
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Funny Bar Ads That Might Make You Thirsty!
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown and Her Naughty Situation (Rude)
We come back to our favorite foul mouthed lady in this hilarious sketch.This will definitely get you laughing!
These 18 Pictures Sum Up What It’s Like to Visit Canada
Just like any country in the world, Canada has its funny quirks. These are the funny things that make Canada special!
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Funnimals: When Animals Make Us Giggle!
This animal video compilation will make you laugh with lots of animal funny clips.
Yes, Humor Belongs at Work - Here’s Why!
The people who work at these 15 places know how to have fun with signs!
These Dogs Will Lift Your Mood RIGHT NOW!
Whether they're caught trying to steal a snack or desperately resisting bath time, dogs never fail to put a smile on our faces. Check out these funny dog moments!
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
Cat Comic: A Hilarious Look At Life With Cats
This hilarious cat comics, drawn by Scott Metzger, perfectly capture the nature of cats.
These Cartoons Make Growing Older So Amusing...
These comics show that the best way to deal with aging is to have good old laugh it!
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