
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said: "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said: "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
Have You Heard This Joke: When it Started Raining (Rude)
This man has an unusual confession...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
20 Cute Cats Caught In the Middle of Their Busy Workdays
Cats may have a reputation for being lazy but don’t let that deceive you - these 20 cuties were caught right in the middle of their bust workdays.
20 Dog Cartoons That Feel Wonderfully Familiar
These comics by artist Rupert Fawcett perfectly illustrate what life with dogs is like.
25 Clever Roasts That Keep Everyone Laughing
These 25 roasts are the ultimate verbal smackdown.
Hilarious: These Weddings are Quite Bizarre!
Wedding photos capture some of life's most memorable moments - and sometimes, they capture the most hilarious ones too.
16 Funny Scandinavian Moments That are Hard To Forget
Scandinavia is carefree, overly nice, with high taxation and low temperatures. Kind of like a European Canada.
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Hilarious: Mrs. Brown’s Not-So-Holy Dance!
After being hypnotized the night before, Mrs Brown is unaware that she is still under the spell. The vicar is coming round for tea. What could go wrong?
Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
While a woman is praying to God in order to retrieve her stolen money, some post office workers think that they're doing a really good deed.
15 Times Moms And Dads Could Not Be More Different
There's no doubting that moms and dads are different, and these hilarious pictures definitely back up that notion. Here are 15 differences between Mom and Dad.
These Hilarious Photos Perfectly Sum Up Married Life
here are some of the most stereotypical and over the top internet's funny jokes about married life. Enjoy these hilarious marriage memes.
Everyday Irony Caught at Just the Right Moment
These photos capture the most brilliant comedic irony caught on camera!
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Simon's Cat Caught Stealing Food in this Funny Video
Watch a collection of videos of Simon's Cat stealing food.
These 20 Animals Are Real Comedians - Hilarious!
Animals are some of the funniest comedians in the world. With their genuine reactions and funny stunts, they're capable of making everyone smile!
18 Billboard Blunders Worth A Second Look
These hilariously bad ads may not convince you to buy the product, but they will surely succeed at cracking you up!
Only In Russia Could These 17 Photos Happen
17 hilarious photos you'd only expect to see in Russia.
Are These the Most Honest Bars of Soap Ever Made?
Does someone you love smell like they might need a brand new bar of soap for their birthday? Then check out this hilarious range of soap bars!
Design Gone Terribly Wrong: 18 Hilarious Photos
The end of an action begins with thought" is a phrase almost everyone knows and understands its importance, but the people responsible for the 18 failed designs you're about to see probably forgot it.
Lost in Translation...and It’s Hilarious
Here's a fresh dose of hilarious translation fails from different countries and languages!
Funny Photos: When Homeowners Refuse to Sell Their House
The phenomenon of "nail houses" exists all over the world, and it's so strange that you won't understand until you see these pictures ...
How on Earth Did These Dogs Get Into These Positions?
Discover the canine world's weird and wacky side with these 20 hilarious photos of dogs acting extremely strangely!
15 Hilariously Bad Animal Photos to Make You Laugh
These are NOT the most beautiful animal pictures you will see. But they will certainly make you laugh...
These Dogs Will Lift Your Mood RIGHT NOW!
Whether they're caught trying to steal a snack or desperately resisting bath time, dogs never fail to put a smile on our faces. Check out these funny dog moments!
6 Times Hotels Got the Details Hilariously Wrong
Hotels are usually pretty nice, but as you're about to see, you will sometimes come across some hilarious bloopers.
Funny Husbands Who Took Jokes to Another Level
Here are 20 of the funniest things that husbands and boyfriends have done to surprise their significant others.
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Having Fun With the Dad: Hilarious Father Pranks
This compilation of pranks involving dads features some of the funniest moments I've ever seen!
Hilarious: These Fixes Feel Like a Cry for Help...
How to solve your problems in the worst way...
Enjoy Lively Laughs from the Cartoon Nostalgia Vault!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
These Must Be Some of the Most Dangerous Drivers Ever!
There is a minority of drivers that really couldn't care less about the rules of the road, and here are 20 of them that were caught on camera!
16 Funny Public Sign Mix-Ups You Have to See
If you ever doubted the fact that knowing English is important, these hilarious mistakes made on public signs will definitely change your mind once and for all!
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Watch These Funny Animals Get Into Mischief!
Watch this video compilation of animals and pets getting into funny situations.
English is a Language Written By Comedians...
If you're a sucker for a good, honest, rib-tickling pun, we've got more than 20 of them here for you to giggle away at!
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Only Mr. Bean Can Make a Picnic Hilarious
Mr. Bean decides to have a picnic. However, he soon realizes that there are some insects who will do their utmost to prevent him from enjoying himself...
Funny: When Everyday Objects Talk Back
If your everyday objects could talk, this is what they would complain to you about. This funny compilation of drawings is sure to brighten your day!
These Perfectly Timed Wildlife Photos Are Hysterical!
Don't miss out on these hysterical wildlife photos snapped in the perfect situation!
16 Unintentionally Funny Signs Spotted In the Wild
These 16 unintentionally funny signs are guaranteed to make you hoot with laughter!
20 Clever Harry Bliss Comics to Brighten Your Day
Enjoy this humorous collection of single-panel comics by Harry Bliss.
These Remind Us How Funny Foolishness Can Be
These 20 photographs perfectly encapsulate what both stupidity and luck look like as people find themselves in dangerously dumb predicaments
Hilarious: A Playful Battle Between Mom and Dad!
When it comes to parenting, who does it better, mothers or fathers?
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Classic Comedy: Rowan Atkinson vs. Elton John!
Rowan Atkinson has the chance to interview Elton John, and he clearly wants to get something off his chest...
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