| An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me."  She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week." He said: "Put me down for Fridays." |
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Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!
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Office Comics: Frustrating Moments Can Be the Funniest!
No matter what job or at what age, anyone who has ever worked in an office environment will find these comics painfully relatable and funny
What Were They Thinking?! Hilariously Crazy Vintage Ads
These old magazine ads are too funny not to laugh at!
These Cats Would Sleep Literally Anywhere But Their Beds
For some strange reason, cats can have a brand new, super comfy bed and still choose to sleep in the oddest of places. That's cat logic for you & it's hilarious.
14 Hilarious Baby Photo Shoots that Didn't Go as Planned
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Some brides are so out-of-touch from reality that they end up making hilariously crazy demands for their wedding.
The Funniest Misused Quotation Marks
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Hilarious! Here Are 15 Animals Having a Really Bad Day...
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20 Hilarious Supermarket Mistakes You've Got to Witness!
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22 One-Panel Comics That Sum Up Our Feline Friends
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Funny Thoughts From Fruits and Toothbrushes...
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14 English Oddities That Will Make You Laugh!
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Nope! That's Not a Plant... It's a Cat! Hilarious!
These cats hiding in planters is absolutely hilarious!
Who Knew Signs Could Be This Hilarious?
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These Hilarious Pictures Will Have You Laughing Out Loud!
These photos will have you laughing out loud.
HILARIOUS: These Kids Embarrass Their Parents in Public
These hilarious stories about kids embarrassing their parents in public will make you laugh out loud.
These Lazy Fixes May Not Be Pretty, But They Work!
These lazy fixes will make you laugh and cry out, “There must be a better way to do this!”
Laugh-Out-Loud Kid Moments Told by Parents
Many parents of young children often find themselves in funny or weird situations thanks to their offspring. Read on to find out these funny perspectives.
16 Funny Examples of Lazy People Solving Life in Style
Some people are so lazy they find genius ways to do as little work as possible.
These Bedtime Quotes are Hilarious
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If Someone Stuck a Fork in Your Hand, What Would YOU Do?
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The Funniest Animals of 2024 are Here!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best animal humor of the year!
16 Funny Signs Runners Didn't Know They Needed to See
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Funniest Kid Pranks by Just For Laughs
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Hilarious! Mrs Brown Can't Help But Make a Prank Call
Mrs Brown is in the mood for making a prank call.
Thirty Reasons to Smile as the New Year Arrives...
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These Hilarious Comics Are All About Words Colliding
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These Home Listings Really Went the Extra Funny Mile
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HILARIOUS: 20 Times Technology Gave Up Mid-Task
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These Pets Discovered Mirrors and It’s Hilarious!
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Are These the Funniest Animal Photos Ever Captured?
If you love animals, then get ready to laugh your head off, since the annual Comedy Wildlife Awards are with us once again!
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This Lion Learned You Should Let Sleeping Lionesses Lie...
This lion chose the worst way to wake up a sleeping lioness!
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
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