What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.