Zombie Puns

These humorous zombie puns will raise a laugh even in the undead!

Zombie Puns

Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.