What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.