Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!