Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.