What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.