What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!