Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.