What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.