Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.