Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.