Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.