How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.