What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!