What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!