How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.