How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.