What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.