What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!