What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.