Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.