How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Come witch me to the party.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.