What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Witch you were here.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.