Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!