Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witch you were here.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.