What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.