What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Come witch me to the party.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.