What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Come witch me to the party.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Witches are always wand-ering around…