Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch you were here.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.