What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Witch you were here.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.