Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Come witch me to the party.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.