What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Witch you were here.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Come witch me to the party.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.