Witch you were here.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
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Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.