What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!