What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Witch you were here.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.