What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.