What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.