How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.