Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Come witch me to the party.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.