What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Come witch me to the party.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.