Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witch you were here.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.