What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.