What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Come witch me to the party.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.