Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Come witch me to the party.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witch you were here.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.