What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Come witch me to the party.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!