What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witch you were here.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.