What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Witch you were here.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Come witch me to the party.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch