How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Live to tell the tail.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.