Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.