What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf