A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!