If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.