How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.