How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.