What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.