I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.