What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.