Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Live to tell the tail.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.