Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.