What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.