What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Live to tell the tail.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.