What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!