What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Live to tell the tail.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.