Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.