What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.