What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Live to tell the tail.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?