Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Live to tell the tail.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.