Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.