Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!