Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.