How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!