Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Live to tell the tail.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.