What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Live to tell the tail.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.