How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.