What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.