It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Live to tell the tail.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolves love their fast food.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.