What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.