Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.