You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Werewolves love their fast food.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Live to tell the tail.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.