What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.