What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Live to tell the tail.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.