What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Live to tell the tail.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!