Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?