What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.