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Taken Jokes

Flower Pick Up Lines
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Funny Health Quotes
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
Corona Virus Jokes
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Radio Puns
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
Planet Puns
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Shower Puns
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
Animal Puns
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
Art Puns
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Poop Puns
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
Spine Puns
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Funny Aging Quotes
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
Toxic Pick Up Lines
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!