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Stolen Jokes

Art Puns
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Tiger Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Closet Puns
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
Food Pick Up Lines
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Grass Puns
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Spain Puns
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Tableware Puns
What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.
Flamingo Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Christian Pick Up Lines
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Heart Puns
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Potato Puns
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Couch Puns
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
Music Puns
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.