Slide Jokes

“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.