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Problems Jokes

Friendship Quotes
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
AC Unit Puns
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Funny Animal Quotes
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Sending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, ‘You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.’”

- Ari Fishbein.
Funny Money Quotes
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”—Eddie Cantor
Family Puns
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
History Puns
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Peach Puns
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Oral Hygiene Puns
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Pig Puns
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Witch Puns
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Mountain Puns
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.