Often Jokes

Where do you most often find onions having a drink? In the salad bar.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.