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Funny Health Quotes
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
Halloween Pick Up Lines
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Funny Animal Quotes
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
Onion Puns
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
Strawberry Puns
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.”—Elbert Hubbard
Orange Puns
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Friendship Quotes
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Pot Puns
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
Funny Parenting Quotes
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds