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snowman Jokes

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Shark Puns
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Snow Puns
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Winter Puns
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Weather Pick Up Lines
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Dad Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Computer Puns
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Cat Puns
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Yard Puns
Two snowmen were standing in a yard. One asked the other, "Do you smell carrot?" The other snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal."
Meat Puns
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Funny Winter Quotes
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”

– Dylan Thomas
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Dog Puns
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
River Puns
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Nature Puns
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.