What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.