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Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Water Puns
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Ant Puns
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
Pizza Puns
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Chess Puns
What is the favorite chess move of ants with bladder problems?
En pissant.
It's So Hot... One Liners
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Chocolate Puns
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Sink Puns
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
Anti Jokes
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Deodorant Puns
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
Garden Puns
Ants in your plants.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Adam and the Witch
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!" Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.