How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Q: What is a cloud's favorite reptile?
A: A blizzard.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Shell yeah.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.