This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Tropic like it's hot.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.