I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What did the flower say to the flower next to him? Move over bud!
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.