Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Water you doing?
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Salty but sweet.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.