What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Water you doing?
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.