What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle