What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.