I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!