We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the flower say to the flower next to him? Move over bud!
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.