Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Don't get tide down.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Feeling fintastic.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.