While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.