What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them