Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the husband say when his wife told him he bought the wrong flowers?
"Oopsie daisy!"
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.