What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Beach, please.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What did the husband say when his wife told him he bought the wrong flowers?
"Oopsie daisy!"
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?